St. Peter’s New Assistant

An assistant was hired to help St Peter. St Peter showed him around, starting by taking him to Hell where they saw a giant banqueting hall, tables laid thick with the most delicious food. The assistant was a bit confused as this wasn’t what he had expected that Hell was like. The doors opened and in came the residents of Hell. They were miserable, starving wretches.

As they fought amongst themse…lves for seats, the assistant noticed there were only 3′ long chop sticks at each place. Each picked up a pair of chop sticks and desperately tried to eat the food in front of them. It was almost impossible to pick anything up with the ridiculous chopsticks and even the most skilful managed to get no more than a couple of morsels into their mouths after 20 minutes of trying. Then a gong sounded and they all shuffled out of the hall, moaning in hunger and misery as they went.

St Peter then took the assistant to Heaven. An angel let them in to a giant banqueting hall, tables laid thick with the most delicious food. The assistant looked round in confusion as this looked like the same place they’d just been…complete with 3′ long chop sticks at each place. But when the doors opened this time, in came a lot of happy, healthy looking people, all chatting to each other. As they sat down, each person picked up their chopsticks… and started feeding the person opposite them.

Comments

  1. Jayson S says:

    Wow, that makes you stop and think, now doesn’t it?

  2. K. Lennon says:

    Enjoyed

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